Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in Kinston , NC . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'
'I doubt it,' said the truly proud pedestrian. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'
READ THIS POST ON PURPLE DIVAS BLOG AND THOUGHT I SHOULD SHARE IT BECAUSE I AM SURE IT WOULD PUT A SMILE ON SOMEONE ELSE'S FACE BESIDES JUST MINE!!!LOL!!! I PICTURE THIS HAPPENING IN GLENDALE AS WELL!!!LOL! WELL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY MY FELLOW BLOGGERS!!
I'm preparing myself to exercise soon after I got off of work!! My kids are walking a 1k this morning at 8am and to be honest I don't know how far that is but I'm kind of worried/embarrassed my kids will laugh at me because I'm so tired and our of shape!!LOL!! Well we will see! Afterwards T.J and K.J have a basketball game. Uugghhh... I know that I'm going to tired, on top of that my brother in-law is having a bbq at Liberty park today for his son, Ifa Jr's 3rd birthday!!! I know I'm definitely going to be a little out of it today, but that's why I bought a 5 hr. energy shot last night!!LOL!! I'm saving it for when I cant hold my eye lids open, then I drink it and KABAM, I'll be awake and energetic!!
♥Okay well that's all for now, hope your mothers day weekend is one to remember♥
(For all the mothers and mothers to be!!)
2 comments:
Hey don't worry girl, go read my post about the 1 mile run I tried to run and couldn't run all the way! Good thing for me I did it after the kids were gone! Did tell them I couldn't run the whole thing and all they could tell me is "See, Mom it's not as easy as you say it is!" ;p
Hi Klarah!! I juss read this post today and I thought that was hilarious!! Anywho you did a good job on Saturday I couldn't even tell you hadn't slept at all..You had a ton of energy!! I wish I had energy!! Sheesh I'm soo out of shape, it's not even funny!! After the baby is what I keep saying!! UGHHH baby weight sucks!! Anywho glad you got to run the marathon!! YOU GOO GIRL!!
love ya,
aNNa
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